Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
Not so much a quip, more of a quote with comic aspirations, and very much a real observation attributable to many people, I suspect.
Jo Brand is a BAFTA winning British comedienne, writer, and actress, majoring on observational comedy. Like several others, her style is dead pan and down beat, but this still has large appeal to the public. Much of her humour is self-deprecating, which may be a reason for her success. She won the 2011 Best TV Comedy Actress BAFTA award for her BBC Four sitcom Getting On.
That’s the thing about your destiny how are you supposed to know when it arrives? How are you supposed to recognise it from random life?
Something a bit more contemporary this time, from a popular stand-up comedian,famed for his satirical and observational comedy
David Baddiel became a stand-up comedian after leaving university in teh late 80’s. Since then he has played significant contributions to “The Mary Whitehouse Experience” (which first started on radio), “Newman and Baddiel in Pieces”, “Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned” and “Baddiel’s Syndrome”
The title of this post relates to the hit single he had with Frank Skinner for the Euro 96 football tournament
Blackadder: You have absolutely no idea what irony is, have you Baldrick?
Baldrick: Yes I have. It’s just like steely and goldie, ‘cept it’s made of iron
Sorry, but I have reverted to some of my favourite comedy – Blackadder. this kind of wit will make me laugh for the rest of my days (which should be many)
Blackadder and Baldrick
It is really amazing that something that was created over 20 years ago, a comedy to boot, is just as funny today as it was then. Undoubtedly there are many reasons for its success; the script, the acting, the actors and so on, but a timeless period sitcom has no reason to age
I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
Ha ha – yes, another quip from a true master of the ad-lib
On 12 June 2007, Monkhouse posthumously appeared on a British TV advertisement promoting awareness of prostate cancer for Male Cancer Awareness Week. He talking about the disease seriously, interspersed with humorous asides such as “What killed me kills one man per hour in Britain. That’s even more than my wife’s cooking” – a true master of comedy if ever there was one.
The title of this post came from the prostate cancer advert
My wife said: “Can my mother come down for the weekend?” So I said “Why?” and she said “Well, she’s been up on the roof two weeks already”.
Back to some good old gags now from one of the best in the business, Bob Monkhouse
Bob Monkhouse was a respected stand-up comedian and especially known for his talent at ad-lib and TV shows. He was awarded the Lifetime Achievement for Comedy honour in 1995 and was voted one of the top 50 comedy acts in 2005.
I doubt Constable Goody would “get it”, if it came in a large bag marked, “IT”.
It is too good an opportunity, whilst we are on the subject of The Thin Blue Line, to pass up this quote. Similar to many Blackadder style of quotes (e.g. ” subtle plan”), and delivered by the same comedian, it has the same effect on the audience – laughter.
The Thin Blue Line
The Thin Blue Line was set in the police station of the fictional English town of Gasforth. One of the main themes was the rivalry between Inspector Fowler (Rowan Atkinson) and the CID led by Detective Inspector Grim (David Haig). Only 14 episodes were made 😦
The artful dodger was a thief. And I don’t think he’d have considered himself quite so “at home” in a juvenile detention centre, which is where I’d have put him. Thieving is thieving and no amount of oom-pa-pa or boom-titty-titty will change that.
For only 2 brief series this excellent sitcom graced our screens, depicting a slightly dysfunctional police force headed up by Police Inspector Raymond Fowler
The Thin Blue Line
The Thin Blue Line was yet another successful sitcom for Rowan Atkinson to captivate an audience, together with the writing talents of Ben Elton, considered to be one of the finest comedies of the 90’s, it seems a shame it ended so quickly.
Are you going to make a brew or what Barbara? I’ve got a throat here like Gandhi’s bloody flip-flop.
Just one more for the road before we return to normality – another Royle Family quote, of which there are so many (and some I probably should not print, given the language content, but they are all so funny)
The Royle Family
Another Jim Royle special (I must get some other quotes from the rest of the family), but so much of it revolves around him, just sitting in the same old chair, in the same old dilapidated room, saying the same old things. It is really a wonder why The Royle family became such a huge hit with audiences … but it did! My Arse!
I paid a quid for these underpants and I’ve got about 50 pence worth stuck up me arse!
Sorry, but I could not resist another Royle Family quote, of which there are many
Brilliant delivery and timing goes to make this a bit of pure sensational comedy from the cast of the Royle Family. Famed for picking at his body parts, Jim explodes with this witty retort when his daughter, Denise, suggests he should stop doing this.
The whole quote goes as follows:
Denise Royle: Dad, stop fiddling with yourself.
Jim Royle: I’m not fiddling with meself, I paid a quid for these underpants and I’ve got about 50 pence worth stuck up me arse.
Barbara Royle: She’s right. If you’re not picking your arse, you’re picking your teeth.
Jim Royle: I’ll pick what I want in me own house and when she gets her own house she can pick what she likes – her nose, her arse, her teeth. Just go and treat yourself.
Barbara Royle: Oh, I’m ashamed of this family, I am really.
I’m off for a chat with the Arabs … Mustafa Crap
With a hint of vulgarity the Royal Family arrives at last into this blog. A personal family favourite this Liverpudlian family depicts life as seen around the living room TV, couch potatoes in other words.
How can such a simple, almost boring set give rise to such great comedy? Great writing and an excellent cast is the answer! Jim Royle, played by Ricky Tomlinson, belches, farts, picks his nose and his backside, but life revolves around him and woe betide you if you cross him! My Arse!!!