It’s the way I tell ’em!

A fella said to the doctor: “What’s the good news?”

“You’ve got 24 hours to live.”

He says: “What’s the bad news?”

And the doc says: “We should have told you yesterday”.

Hee hee – another brilliant joke from the master of the gag, Frank Carson

Frank Carson

Much of Frank’s quick-witted humor was self-deprecating, being about the Irish (of which he was) and about his marriage/wife, however, none of his comedy was  dirty or obscene.



It’s a cracker!

An Irishman’s wife gave birth to twins. Her husband demanded to know who the other man was.

How could we let today pass without mention of the late great Frank Carson, who sadly passed away today

Frank Carson

A Northern Ireland comedian, Frank started his career as a stand-up club comedian before making inroads into the TV scene, where he had many successes – one of his first was the hit talent show Opportunity Knocks which he won three times.

May he rest in peace