A fella said to the doctor: “What’s the good news?”
“You’ve got 24 hours to live.”
He says: “What’s the bad news?”
And the doc says: “We should have told you yesterday”.
Hee hee – another brilliant joke from the master of the gag, Frank Carson
Much of Frank’s quick-witted humor was self-deprecating, being about the Irish (of which he was) and about his marriage/wife, however, none of his comedy was dirty or obscene.